"I keep waiting to meet a man who has more balls than I do."

Salma Hayek (via) I said this last night, VERBATUM. Goddamnit, Salma - you beat me to it.

But seriously, I’ve got balls, guys. I’m a ballsy girl. Balls, balls, balls. Unfortunately, I can’t say the word “balls” out loud without cracking up because I’m still in 4th grade a little bit, but that doesn’t mean they aren’t like, cosmically epic. But the day I find a nice young really super-dreamy guy with balls bigger than mine but a heart just as big - is the day I fall in the L word. And not that show about lesbians.

(via 6od)